How to arrange with me | Eve Osyth London

Eve Osyth standing in the ocean with a blurry face, wearing a sheer brown dress, and with a cloudy sky in the background.

Etiquette

Incalls

Although I don’t offer use of my own London pad as a venue, I’m more than happy to host our date at an upscale spot for an additional fee. In this case, please state your time options upfront.

If you prefer a more luxurious option, please ask about my critically acclaimed* suite experience, with all the arrangements taken care of by me.

*as judged by current lovers

Screening & Deposit

I request a deposit of 40% - 50% to secure any time in my diary. For something less than 24 hours, deposits can be carried over to another mutually agreed date and time. The deposit will be forfeited if immediate rescheduling isn't possible. In the rare case I must cancel, and we can’t reschedule, the deposit will be refundable.

I request something to verify the name I will be receiving the deposit from, this is preferred in your first point of contact so that we can get to the important stuff - our chemistry. I keep things very simple for our mutual benefit.

I require a form of verifiable LinkedIn or ID that corresponds with the name I receive a deposit from.

True to the old adage, my main part of screening is ofc the way you write to me and how we get on in correspondence.

Envelope

Please leave in your bathroom, I will go in there to freshen up on arrival. If meeting in a bar or other public place, please discreetly throw into my handbag in the first few minutes of meeting, before I freshen up a little.

Grooming

Please wash / clean body + breath for my arrival, as I will be for you. Trimmed nails for if things get rough. Strong colognes can repel.

Kudos if you use an Ayurvedic scraper and coconut oil rinse alongside more conventional methods in your oral regime.

Touring/FMTY

Unfortunately I do not tour.

Instead, I simply enjoy visiting select cities by request, and then make the most of my time while there. If you are interested in meeting but can’t make it to London, a FMTY is your best option. Overnights and multi-day trips require 7 hours of uninterrupted sleep and an hour or two of me time. (For pilates, a run, a call, a latte, a face mask, etc).

On the date

Our time will come to an end when things come to a natural close on / around the agreed duration.

Nda’s

I have signed NDA’s in the past and have no problem with doing so again. Please send in ample time before the date so I can read through.

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On Intros

Those i generally meet require a little fuss-free ‘edge’ to their off-time with an explorative, creative young woman and who remain curious despite having experienced and perhaps achieved - to most people - ‘everything’… are hard workers, maybe frequent-travellers. I am someone who knows what she wants and can also take the lead. Those who genuinely have my interests and pleasure at heart too as I do theirs. This is generally the type that finds me and gratifyingly, who I seek to meet in this special, fun, deeply personal context.
I notice small and kind gestures, they’re often the ones that leave the biggest marks on us, aren’t they? I love to reciprocate generosity in the ways i know how.
Wherever you desire, honestly. I appreciate when at least a few weeks’ notice is given if outside the UK. Within the UK a few days’ is currently fine but as much notice as poss is best to avoid disappointment for us both.
This is entirely dependent on you, but for us truly to feel some escapism, arrange for longer. I’m happy, not-to-mention comfortable to delve into the abyss of a longer date, seehere. Although i’m at ease meeting new people, at least 4-6 hours has proven ample time for any of the proverbial ice to completely melt away.
On: Actions over words, integrity. Off: Deception in all of its forms.
In regards to kink taboos, I wil provide them during correspondence.

On Experiences

Certainly! Girlfriends of mine who I’m known to have great chemistry with can be found here. Please reach out to them to arrange too.
With your partner, certainly too. Please expect me to have a bit of correspondence with you both before the date.
Yes! I relish opportunites for dates with couples, though this must be paid in-full before meeting as couples tend to reschedule at the last minute. This can be rolled over to another date within 60 days. No surprises - I must have a brief chat with both people regarding boundaries, to break the ice and confirm both parties aware of the scenario before the date (yes - imagine things i have seen). I require verification for anyone i meet in this context.

On Decorum

As everyone knows, sure-mindedness is unparalleled and has a pretty sexual effect. It ignites me.
As a rule, please only reach out when you are ready to secure my time with a (pre-decided) deposit. Sincere, casual enquiries are welcome but please consider including a gift from my wishlist with it.
Payment alternatives to limit paper trail would be BTC or ETH. Due to fees and fluctuations of using them they incur +15% on top, no exceptions. USDC is also accepted. Please mention you are opting for this in your first point of contact 💌
What occurs during our date depends on our dynamic. If you’re looking for a list of acronyms, i’m afraid you’re in the wrong place.
I am happy to accomodate at any hours of the day or night subject to my schedule, but i ask a late-fee of 500gbp for dates beginning at 10pm or later, while it makes the next day a write-off for me.

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To Dates

Eve cavorts on bed in brightly coloured room

In simple terms

before reaching out to me please establish:

Your name & personal insight into you

Preferred date, hotel name

Duration

A simple itinerary

Confidentiality

Senses of mutual peace of mind & trust is incredibly sexy, as I very well know. I have always had scrupulous attention when handling personal information -being just as wary about this side of things as you feel. Trust and discretion must go both ways, always, and I expect every detail of our interaction to be deleted just as I will do on my end after we’ve said goodbye.

I do not allow recordings or photos throughout our time together without my knowledge.

London, and beyond by request

How can I be sure my privacy and anonymity will be protected?

This is my best kept secret and I understand the mutual importance of discretion, after all - we both have the same concerns about our privacy. I will ask for screening (I.D. or your LinkedIn) to ensure our mutual comfort with each other, and so we both act as uninhibited during our time together, both free to state our desires and tastes. I don’t tend to accept references as screening.